Blondes: four of them, and no two the same shade
Four of the twenty eight are blonde, and between them they have taken four quite different corners of this map. Cindy wears hers long and wavy and starts most evenings in Hayes. Nora is honey blonde and works the same town from its canal end. Nancy is golden and blue eyed and keeps to the perimeter hotels in TW6. Thea is caramel with green eyes, and she plans her nights around a theatre on Grange Road rather than around a runway.
The colour is all they have in common. What each of them wants from an evening is different enough that the choice tends to make itself once you know whether you are staying beside a gate, beside a station or out at junction four.
Blondes, as the roster stands
Cindy and Nora, eight minutes from the central terminals
Hayes is the practical answer to a Heathrow night and both of these two live off that fact. Cindy is slim at 168 cm with blue eyes, twenty six, and if the light holds she will walk you down Blyth Road past the old record works before anybody sits down to eat. Nora is athletic, 166 cm, hazel eyed and the same age, and her walk goes the other way, out to a towpath nobody expects to find this close to a runway.
Hayes and Harlington puts either of them eight minutes from Terminals 2 and 3 in the morning, which is the whole argument for staying there. Between them they cover most of the week. Nora often has a free evening at short notice. Cindy would rather have a day of warning and gives you a better night for it.
Nancy, and the rooms that face the northern runway
Nancy is thirty, curvy at 170 cm, and the only one of the four who asks a front desk for a particular room. She knows which side of each perimeter hotel looks out over the northern runway and she takes it when she can, on the grounds that an hour of watching the lights come in beats a bar with the television on. She travels out from Covent Garden and books afternoons as happily as evenings.
Thea, six hundred seats on Grange Road
Thea is twenty nine and curvy at 165 cm, and she has no patience at all with the idea that there is nothing to do out here. The theatre in Hayes seats six hundred and runs a real season, and she will happily build a night around whatever is playing rather than around a hotel dining room. She is travelling until the first week of October. Ask Hester for the date and she will hold an evening on it.
What an evening with any of the four costs
The tag does not touch the figure. Three hours is £700 out here, and that is the shortest booking on this side of London because her journey from town sits inside it rather than beside it. Four hours with dinner is £900 and a full night is £1,800. The rates page prints the ladder, and the fee is handed to her in person when she arrives.
The same four, found another way
If the build matters more than the shade, Nancy and Thea also stand under curvaceous, Nora under toned and athletic and Cindy among the slim and slender. By age Nancy sits in the thirties and the other three in the late twenties.
For a night that leaves the building altogether, all four take bookings under out of the hotel for the evening.
Read the sign, then pick the hour
Send a length, a time and the road or the terminal you are staying near, and a name comes back with a travel window on it.