Late twenties: fourteen companions, twenty five to twenty nine
Half the roster sits in this band. Fourteen of the twenty eight are between twenty five and twenty nine, and between them they cover every one of the twelve roads and villages on the airport areas pages, which makes this the tag to start from if you have not yet decided where to stay.
The age comes from a date of birth checked in person. Nothing else about a woman changes because of it, and the figure certainly does not.
Late twenties, as the roster stands
Twenty five
Laura is athletic at 169 cm and takes Sipson, where the road stops sounding like an airport within two hundred metres. Rosa is curvy at 160 cm and works the junction four end of the same village. Milena is curvy at 175 cm and books more evenings on Stockley Road than anywhere else out here. Vanessa is slim at 173 cm with hazel eyes and covers West Drayton from the lakes and towpath end.
Twenty six
Cindy is slim at 168 cm, blonde and blue eyed, and is eight minutes from the central terminals on the Elizabeth line. Nora is athletic at 166 cm, honey blonde, and works the same town from its canal end. Tina is athletic at 158 cm and takes the central terminals first, which out here usually means a Cherry Lane room with a Terminal 2 name on it.
Twenty seven
Karolina is slim at 174 cm and takes Harmondsworth for the village that kept its shape. Michelle is curvy at 173 cm and knows every door on the hotel strip. Samanta is slim at 174 cm and five minutes by road from the Terminal 5 gates, on an address that is technically Colnbrook and technically Berkshire.
Twenty eight and twenty nine
Liana is slim at 167 cm and holds Longford, four streets and a stream with Terminal 5 near enough to hear; she is back in early October. Patricia is slim at 172 cm and works the lanes out to Longford and Sipson from Harmondsworth.
Danielle is curvy at 170 cm and crosses the covered walkway at Terminal 5 as though the airport were a quiet street. Thea is curvy at 165 cm, caramel blonde with green eyes, and builds her Hayes evenings around whatever is playing at the theatre on Grange Road. She is back in the first week of October.
One ladder, fourteen names
Three hours is £700 for any of them, four hours with dinner is £900, and a full night is £1,800. Her journey out from town is inside the figure, which is the whole reason the airport starts at three hours. The rates page prints the ladder and the fee is handed to her in person when she arrives.
Fourteen is still a long list
Narrow it by build: Danielle, Michelle, Milena, Rosa and Thea are curvaceous, Cindy, Karolina, Liana, Patricia, Samanta and Vanessa are slim and slender, and Laura, Nora and Tina are toned and athletic. Or narrow it by hair, starting with the four blondes.
Or skip the sorting altogether. Tell Hester the hotel, the date and the hour, and she will come back with two or three of these names and a line on each.
Read the sign, then pick the hour
Send a length, a time and the road or the terminal you are staying near, and a name comes back with a travel window on it.