The hall: every companion who works this side of the airport
This is the whole of it. Twenty eight women, each with a stretch of road she knows better than the others, from the hotel strip to the villages behind the fence and the towns north of the motorway. Nobody is on the page who is not genuinely working out here.
Read the area beside a name before you read anything else. It is not a restriction, because every companion travels anywhere on this side at the same rate, but it tells you where she is quickest.
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Nobody works out of that one first. Widen it, or write in and the nearest companion to it is offered by name.
What the area beside a name means
It is the patch she takes first and knows properly. A companion listed for the strip will tell you which bar at which hotel is set back from the entrance. One listed for a village will know what time the pub stops serving and how dark the lane gets.
It does not fence anybody in. Every name here will come to any address in the airport areas on the same terms, so choose on the person and let Hester work out the journey.
Available, away, and why we say which
Some of these women are travelling at any given time, and the page says so with a return date rather than pretending the whole list is free tonight. A badge that always reads yes tells you nothing.
Availability changes faster than a page does. If a name matters more to you than a date, write to Hester and ask her to hold an evening for when that companion is back.
Choosing without a name in mind
Plenty of guests arrive with no idea. Describe the night instead: a first booking and some nerves, a long haul and very little energy, a theatre evening in Hayes, dinner and a walk before an early flight out of Terminal 5. Hester will come back with two or three names and say why each one.
Every fee on this site is the same whoever you choose. The ladder is on the rates page and it does not move with the name.
The photographs
Everything on this page was shot for this site and is current. How the pictures are taken, softened and checked is written out on the photo policy page, in plain terms, including what is never done to them.
The rest of the perimeter
- Heathrow
Reached in twenty to forty minutes from the moment the length and the address are agreed.
TW6 - Airport Hotels
Reached in twenty to forty minutes from the moment the length and the address are agreed.
- Heathrow Terminals 2 and 3
Reached in twenty to forty minutes from the moment the length and the address are agreed.
TW6, UB3 - Heathrow Terminal 5
Reached in twenty to forty minutes from the moment the length and the address are agreed.
TW6, SL3 - Bath Road
Reached in twenty to forty minutes from the moment the length and the address are agreed.
TW6, UB3, UB7 - Harmondsworth
Reached in twenty to forty minutes from the moment the length and the address are agreed.
UB7 - Cranford
Reached in twenty to forty minutes from the moment the length and the address are agreed.
TW5 - Sipson
Reached in twenty to forty minutes from the moment the length and the address are agreed.
UB7 - Longford
Reached in twenty to forty minutes from the moment the length and the address are agreed.
UB7 - West Drayton
Reached in twenty to forty minutes from the moment the length and the address are agreed.
UB7 - Hayes
Reached in twenty to forty minutes from the moment the length and the address are agreed.
UB3, UB4 - Colnbrook
Reached in twenty to forty minutes from the moment the length and the address are agreed.
SL3
Read the sign, then pick the hour
Send a length, a time and the road or the terminal you are staying near, and a name comes back with a travel window on it.