Brunettes: fifteen of them, and one on nearly every road
Brunette is the broadest tag on this site by a long way. Fifteen of the twenty eight wear some shade of brown, from Vanessa with her sandy balayage through to Stacy whose hair is so dark it reads as black under a lobby light, and they are spread evenly enough across the map that whichever hotel you are in, one of them is already the nearest name on the list.
So this page is arranged the way the desk actually thinks about it, which is by road rather than by shade. Find your corner of the airport first. The colour will look after itself.
Brunettes, as the roster stands
The hotel strip and the central terminals
Michelle is curvy at 173 cm and knows every entrance on the Bath Road between Harlington Corner and the Longford turn. Tiffany works the same strip but starts at eight, when the day guests have gone and the lobbies change character; her hair is chocolate brown and her build is petite despite the 169 cm.
Round at Terminals 2 and 3, Margo is slim, thirty one, and the specialist in the hour after you finally leave a terminal. Tina is athletic and 158 cm, espresso brown, and takes the rooms on Cherry Lane that carry a Terminal 2 name over the door.
North of the road, at West Drayton and Sipson
Vanessa is slim at 173 cm with hazel eyes and comes out to West Drayton from Paddington in twenty five minutes. Jasmin works the same high street, petite at 160 cm with long straight chestnut hair, and she is back from the middle of October.
Over at Sipson, Laura is athletic and green eyed, her light brown hair still carrying a summer in the ends, and she will suggest a walk before dinner and genuinely mean it. Rosa is curvy at 160 cm with curly chestnut hair and is off the motorway and into a lobby in under a minute.
The western villages and Terminal 5
Bianka and Molly both take Colnbrook first, five to ten minutes from Terminal 5 depending entirely on the Poyle roundabout. Bianka is curvy at 165 cm with hazel eyes and light brown hair lightened at the ends; Molly is curvy at 164 cm and wears her dark brown hair wavy.
At Longford, Liana is slim and twenty eight and spends less of her English than most people do, which is a quality rather than a shortage, and Sonya is athletic, thirty two, and gives the directions through the village without looking up. Samanta is slim at 174 cm and five minutes by road from the Terminal 5 gates.
The perimeter and the quiet terminal
Lucy is slender at 163 cm, her dark brown hair curly and entirely its own master, and she holds opinions about every lobby on the perimeter. Stacy is slim at 176 cm, twenty two, and keeps to the southern side where a four minute covered walkway takes you to Terminal 4 with the weather avoided.
What fifteen names have in common
One figure. Three hours is £700 anywhere from Cranford in the east to Colnbrook in the west, four hours with dinner is £900, and a night is £1,800. Her travel out from town is inside the figure, which is why the airport starts at three hours and not at one. Every rung is on the rates page and the fee is handed to her in person when she arrives.
Narrowing fifteen down to two
By build, Michelle, Molly, Rosa and Bianka also stand under curvaceous, while Margo, Samanta, Liana, Stacy, Lucy and Vanessa are among the slim and slender. Laura, Tina and Sonya are in toned and athletic, and Jasmin, Tiffany and Lucy under petite.
Or say what the evening is for instead. Several of these names take dinner on the Bath Road, and the desk will tell you which of them is free on the night you are actually staying.
Read the sign, then pick the hour
Send a length, a time and the road or the terminal you are staying near, and a name comes back with a travel window on it.