Toned and athletic: five who would rather walk before dinner
Five of the twenty eight are recorded athletic, and the tag turns out to describe how they run an evening as much as how they look. All five will suggest half an hour outside before anybody sits down to eat, and out here that is a real offer rather than a polite one: there are villages, a park, a towpath and a perimeter path within a short walk of most of these hotels.
They are Angelika at 172 cm, Laura at 169, Nora at 166, Sonya at 162 and Tina at 158, which is a wider spread of height than any other silhouette tag on the site.
Toned and athletic, as the roster stands
Angelika and Laura, either side of the Bath Road
Angelika is twenty four, black haired, and spends her mornings on a running track rather than in a mirrored gym. She walks the hotel strip to a pub garden facing the perimeter fence and takes a drink there before dinner because it makes the night feel like somewhere.
Laura is twenty five, green eyed, her light brown hair still holding a summer in the ends, and she runs seriously enough to know which perimeter paths are worth the trouble and which are just fencing and gravel. She takes Sipson, where the road stops sounding like an airport about two hundred metres in.
Nora, and a towpath nobody expects
Nora is twenty six, honey blonde with hazel eyes, and works Hayes from its canal end. The towpath there is the last thing anybody predicts this close to a runway and it is the first thing she shows a guest who has been sitting down for nine hours. She is one of the names the desk can most often find at short notice.
Sonya and Tina, the small and quick end
Sonya is thirty two, 162 cm, hazel eyed, and holds the whole of Longford in her head: one road through the village and she gives the directions without looking up. She is back in the middle of October. Tina is twenty six and 158 cm, espresso brown, and takes the central terminals first, which out here usually means a room on Cherry Lane with a Terminal 2 name over the door.
Neither of them is remotely impressed by a hotel gym, and both would rather be shown a road.
What five athletic evenings cost
Three hours is £700, which buys the walk, the dinner and the long part afterwards, and is the shortest booking here because her journey from town sits inside it. Four hours with dinner is £900 and a night is £1,800. The rates page carries the ladder and the fee is handed to her in person when she arrives.
Where the five appear elsewhere
By hair, Nora is a blonde, Angelika is raven haired, and Laura, Sonya and Tina are brunettes. By height, Angelika is also statuesque while Sonya and Tina stand under petite. By age, Angelika is in the early twenties, Laura, Nora and Tina in the late twenties, and Sonya in the thirties.
If the walk matters more than the room, out of the hotel for the evening is the booking these five take most often.
Read the sign, then pick the hour
Send a length, a time and the road or the terminal you are staying near, and a name comes back with a travel window on it.